lol. Couldn't resist this :) I've used Forest Fibres a few times via e-bay, a brilliant business, can recommend them thoroughly.
I bought this:
It's a kit for socks - 100g of top quality Trekking sock yarn (75% wool, 25% nylon), your choice of 3 dye shades and instructions for dyeing; good value at £9.95 I thought. I chose turquoise, slate and bluebell for mine - sort of blues/grey ix, hoping it might be quite subtle, but will be fun whatever it turns out like. I hope to at least get it dyed voer teh weekend, so watch this space!